Alt Katies Altervative Polls

Here are polls I’ve done on Twitter. A couple are serious, the rest are just messing around.

Most Recent First

A lot of people tweet me and say that @Twitter should ban Katie Hopkins. I’m curious, what is the general consensus? Please share x

  • Ban – 61%
  • Don’t Ban – 23%
  • Don’t Know – 2%
  • Don’t Care – 14%

Of 1,059 votes. January 2020

Poll, which of the above was the most bell-end to exploit? x

  • Notre Damn Fire – 12%
  • Kidnap [of Amy Lee] – 15.2%
  • Oslo Terrorism – 19.6%
  • Murder [of Aleshia MacPhail] – 53.3%

Of 184 votes. December 2019

Possibly the MOST controversial question since Brexit. The BBC is… x

  • A tory mouth piece – 62.9%
  • A leftist establishment – 4.5%
  • Both (somehow?) – 19.1%
  • Neither – 13.5%

Of 89 votes. December 2019

The SNP wants to get trident out of Scotland and Corbyn won’t use Nukes. What is closed to your stance on our Nuclear Defence? x #GeneralElection2019

  • Increase it – 6.6%
  • Keep it as is – 14.5%
  • Reduce it – 17.1%
  • Get rid of it – 61.8%

Of 76 votes. November 2019

“After the #Brexit party turned their backs during the European Union’s ‘National’ Anthem Nigel Farage claimed the EU is being turned in to a country without anyone’s permission. If you were asked for your permission, would you?…”

  • Disband the EU – 28%
  • Keep the EU as it is – 55%
  • Make the EU a country – 15%
  • Don’t know – 2%

Of 1,729 votes. July 2019

“Katie Hopkins hasn’t been on twitter for 4 days, why?…”

  • Arrested – 20%
  • Avoiding Protests – 5%
  • Too much Ket (again) – 61%
  • Spending time with family (14%)

Of 270 votes, June 2019

“What stance on #Brexit would get your vote for @Conservatives?”

  • No Deal – 10%
  • Compromise Deal – 3%
  • Remain – 63%
  • None/Don’t Know – 23%

Of 30 votes, May 2019

“Pick one of the following to be the next British Prime Minister…”

  • Esther McVey – 5%
  • Katie Hopkins – 3%
  • Oscar the Grouch – 27%
  • Some toe nail clippings – 64%

Of 59 votes, May 2019

Flash Poll: What did you vote for in the referendum? (in response to a BBC tweet misspelling Brexit)

  • Brexirt – 0%
  • Breakfast – 33%
  • Stacey Dooley – 0%
  • What’s a referendum? – 67%

Of 3 votes, Jan 2019

In response to a discussion with some people on twitter about migration… “Cool, let’s do a poll then to get a snapshot of people’s views. Which of the following comes closes to your view, (regardless of Brexit). I could only put 4 so comments if you have another option and [like] it if you agree. Inward migration should be…”

  • Stopped or net negative – 26%
  • 1 in 1 out – 2%
  • Points based + cap – 60%
  • Left as is – 12%

Of 42 votes, Jan 2019